Dear Jazi,
I'm sorry to hear you were broken. Im glad your fixed now! My human says I'm wild as a hootin'nanny and that if I don't calm it down they're goin ta take me to the vet and then I'll "be sorry" especially after they take my voice box out. Don't know what that means but if its anything like lickin that pork chop pan, then yay!! I think I'll bite them some more and eat a few more paper plates just for fun anyway.
Woo hoo!
I hope we can get together soon to play or maybe fight each other to the death, maybe bite a kid! Heck, let's run through a mud puddle then blast our humans with our catapulting and jumping skills, they'll never see me as I ricochet off their backs. It's hi-larious.
Gotta go to sleep now my eyes are dropping down like a Basset hound. Nighty night!
Love, Sunny
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