Wednesday, October 30, 2013

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Hi Jazzy!

Hi Jazzy!  It was fun seeing the pictures of you and your brothers and sisters! Your cat looks scary. I wouldn't be messing with him if i were you! I am sorry your mama took away all the soft stuff. Chance or Jack must have eaten all of the soft stuff before I got here because we just have one tiny little square left.

 I like to use it as a wrestling mat ! Here I am chewing a stick on top of it it's so comfy. Mama try to take a picture of me making a mess she says she's going to give me a job as a wood chipper or mulcher I don't know what that is but if it has anything to do with eating sticks woo hoo! She Tried to take a picture of The mulch I just made but instead I I distracted her with my Cuteness!! Here I am chewing a stick on top of it it's so comfy. Mama try to take a picture of me making a mess she says she's going to give me a job as a wood chipper or mulcher I don't know what that is but if it has anything to do with eating sticks woo hoo! She tried to take a picture of the mulch I just made, but instead I I distracted her with my Cuteness!

They've been throwing disc like object and telling me to go get it sometimes I do but it's not like there's a steak on top of that or anything like there is on those paper plates so I barely ever bring it back in fact they can't even find it. I like to shove all my paper plates under the couch sometimes, mostly I just eat them. The only thing I like to fetch is Chance's ball and then I just want to eat the Felt off of it.
Yummy.
I also love my green chicken he makes a really annoying sound hee hee! Chance cries whenever he hears it, its so funny. I went hiking again this weekend I wish I could stay outside all the time. I like to srun when Mama tells me to get back in the truck. I'm never ready to go home.
ZEN'n out.
I can't believe you figured out how to escape the yard! I've been trying to figure that out for months! Sometimes I slip out without my leash on and I play keep away as mama chases me around the yard trying to get me to come back inside ha ha ha ha you can't catch me! Chance got a big hot spot on his face and he got to go to the vet all by himself so then I decided to get a hotspot it cover the whole side of my face and was oozing this yucky stuff mama kept spraying apple cider vinegar on it and hurts so bad when I see her coming with it I just run now. finally she went to the vet and got some good stuff and it healed up within one day. hope to see soon jazzy! Chance and Jack say hi too!

Chance
Jack

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Hi Sunny and Chance

Hi Sonny n Chance
How's it going? I have been doing good.. Getting in a lot of trouble lately.. Mom says I'm not being very good. I learned how to escape my yard.. I have a friend that lives next store name Joey and I sometimes like seeing him, plus his yard is so much nicer.. But when I get caught my Mom gets really mad.. Today we went to the park, Moms friend graduated from high school, there was so many kids there and they all were dropping food on the ground, that's ok I ate it . No need to waste good food. There was some smaller dogs there too, I showed them my teeth, Mom says Easy its a baby.. But I was thinking Lunch... Mom thinks I'm mean and kept pulling me away from my lunch (lil dogs) I have been learning how to play with this blue flying disk thing.. Mom throws it and I run and jump and get it with my mouth... Sometimes I don't like to bring it back, but I do soon enough so Mom can throw it again. I learned how to drink out of the hose, and today at the park I drank out of a water bottle.. I'm very smart. Did you guys hear that storm the other night? I was in my cage, Mom said I'm safer in there in case a tornado hits our house, But I felt it and started howling/crying... I was trying to tell my Mom and the kids to get down, they understood.. We all huddled in the basement.. Hope you guys are doing good

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Dear Sunny,

Not much been going on at my home, except mom pulled up all the soft floor stuff and put this hard stuff down, it nice to sprawl out on it when u been outside in the heat, but it is not all finished, the house is a wreck.. Mom says it will be better with my muddy feet easier to clean.. I don't care I like water and mud.. I think I'm in a growth spurt because mom feeds me 3 times a day and I'm still hungry.. Been eating out of the trash cans... Mom gets super mad and beats me with paper roll... If she can catch me.. Haha! Yes I am fast... But can you believe she beats me... My life is rough... And plus I don't think the cat likes me she makes these awful sounds when I come near her... And hits me in the face... And not sure about my bro Zane he just wants to chill all the time BORING I want to wrestle and run with him... He is a LAME.. Mom says it because he is older... WHATEVER...  We have been sleeping n moms room since the house is tore up and she says !
 she can't trust me... The nerve right?  But I make Zane sleep on the floor n moms room while I princess Jazi gets the bed... Haha!  Mom taught me how to smile... And when mom says get ur toy I know she is talking about my squeaky blue bone.. Oh and my squeaky orange thing... I have lots of toys.. The louder the better.



Here's me laughing at Zane because he wants the bed.

I think I hurt his feelings.


Here's the cat that hates me...


The house is a disaster.


me smiling
 
Hope all is well with u guys stay in touch

Love,
Princess Jazi

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Happy 1st Birthday Sweet Sunshine!

Sunny Turns 1!
 Oh Sunny, you have brought so much joy to our home.  You've angered your great great Uncle Jack, you've aged your poor brother Chance to where his face turned gray almost overnight, you've eaten countless shoes (*thanks for giving me a reason to buy all new shoes, btw)  You've swallowed so much tennis ball fuzz that I don't even have to pick up your shizzle anymore, as it just looks like a green ball in the grass, you've entertained the entire neighborhood with your endless barkin'...eh err...singing, to where I expect soon to be recieving hate mail and/or burning bags of shizzle on the porch.  You've eaten thousands of paper plates eliminating the need for recycling, you've jumped on so many guests, I can't even get anyone to come into the house anymore, you've knocked over so many kids with your body slams, I've had to get an umbrella policy on our homeowners just in case.  You've bitten...uh..ummm grazed your Papa's nose twice with your teeth, to where most believe he is being beaten by his wife at night, you've harrassed Chance, biting his legs and ears, riding around on his back so much, he is tired of even fighting it, yet he still defends and comes to your rescue during altercations at the dog park.  Most of all, you've awakened me every morning with a kiss and nuzzle since I met you, and I wouldn't change this past year for the WORLD!  Happy Birthday Sunshine, and many mooooorrreeeee!

Love,
Mama

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Dear Jasmine,


    I've been having lots of fun since we last wrote. I like to go
hiking every weekend. Here's a picture of Chance and I last weekend hiking on
Lewis and Clark Trail.

Doesn't look like doggy heaven? It was fun,  mama says I'm still wild as a
hootenanny even though I'm bigger than everybody now, I still have a puppy
brain. I don't know what that means but if it means what I think it does it
sounds like a lot of fun yeah hey woo hoo!


I got a new job mama says I am the assistant branch manager to the branch
manager, chance

If you want a job with branches let me know!
Love, Sunny