How I almost drowned in the wave pool at Six Flags

So my friend Teresa and I are sitting in a shallow end of the wave pool, up to our necks while sitting.. waiting for the waves to restart...　as the waves start coming...　i notice a shadow cast over me..　i look up....　and I see this HUGE yellow polka dotta bikini butt coming at me.　apparently this chick got knocked by the waves in my direction...　

This is all I saw:
 

　THEN...　as this bikini blankets my face..　i'm pushed underneath the water...　with my head now pinned to the bottom by this HUGE ASS　...the girl couldn't get up... 　
 　my friend Teresa, thankfully notices, and GRABS my arm and yanks me out from underneath the Ass.　and i am saved.　the girl in the bikini never realized any of this had occured.i was 28To this day...　Everytime i see a yellow polka dot bikini, hear that song, or think of a water park/wave pool, i have flashbacks.   Its like a trauma no therapy can heal you of.as I was flailing underneath....thinking "this is how I'm going to die"...H-U-U-GE...ass coming at my head..ok...