Dear Sunny,

Not much been going on at my home, except mom pulled up all the soft floor stuff and put this hard stuff down, it nice to sprawl out on it when u been outside in the heat, but it is not all finished, the house is a wreck.. Mom says it will be better with my muddy feet easier to clean.. I don't care I like water and mud.. I think I'm in a growth spurt because mom feeds me 3 times a day and I'm still hungry.. Been eating out of the trash cans... Mom gets super mad and beats me with paper roll... If she can catch me.. Haha! Yes I am fast... But can you believe she beats me... My life is rough... And plus I don't think the cat likes me she makes these awful sounds when I come near her... And hits me in the face... And not sure about my bro Zane he just wants to chill all the time BORING I want to wrestle and run with him... He is a LAME.. Mom says it because he is older... WHATEVER...  We have been sleeping n moms room since the house is tore up and she says !
 she can't trust me... The nerve right?  But I make Zane sleep on the floor n moms room while I princess Jazi gets the bed... Haha!  Mom taught me how to smile... And when mom says get ur toy I know she is talking about my squeaky blue bone.. Oh and my squeaky orange thing... I have lots of toys.. The louder the better.

Here's me laughing at Zane because he wants the bed.

I think I hurt his feelings.

Here's the cat that hates me...

The house is a disaster.

me smiling
 

Hope all is well with u guys stay in touch

Love,
Princess Jazi

Happy 1st Birthday Sweet Sunshine!

Sunny Turns 1!

 Oh Sunny, you have brought so much joy to our home.  You've angered your great great Uncle Jack, you've aged your poor brother Chance to where his face turned gray almost overnight, you've eaten countless shoes (*thanks for giving me a reason to buy all new shoes, btw)  You've swallowed so much tennis ball fuzz that I don't even have to pick up your shizzle anymore, as it just looks like a green ball in the grass, you've entertained the entire neighborhood with your endless barkin'...eh err...singing, to where I expect soon to be recieving hate mail and/or burning bags of shizzle on the porch.  You've eaten thousands of paper plates eliminating the need for recycling, you've jumped on so many guests, I can't even get anyone to come into the house anymore, you've knocked over so many kids with your body slams, I've had to get an umbrella policy on our homeowners just in case.  You've bitten...uh..ummm grazed your Papa's nose twice with your teeth, to where most believe he is being beaten by his wife at night, you've harrassed Chance, biting his legs and ears, riding around on his back so much, he is tired of even fighting it, yet he still defends and comes to your rescue during altercations at the dog park.  Most of all, you've awakened me every morning with a kiss and nuzzle since I met you, and I wouldn't change this past year for the WORLD!  Happy Birthday Sunshine, and many mooooorrreeeee!

Love,

Mama

You can paint a portrait too, again.

Dear Jasmine,

    I've been having lots of fun since we last wrote. I like to go
hiking every weekend. Here's a picture of Chance and I last weekend hiking on
Lewis and Clark Trail.

Doesn't look like doggy heaven? It was fun,  mama says I'm still wild as a
hootenanny even though I'm bigger than everybody now, I still have a puppy
brain. I don't know what that means but if it means what I think it does it
sounds like a lot of fun yeah hey woo hoo!

I got a new job mama says I am the assistant branch manager to the branch
manager, chance
If you want a job with branches let me know!
Love, Sunny

Dear Jasmine,

Hi Jasmine!  Yeah I don't know why snowcones stuff keeps falling from the sky
but it's delicious if only I had some liver juice. I'm having fun running
around too!

After that my mama took me to the dog docta she said I'd be feeling the very
good afterwords and I would be a much nicer boy but I don't know because I
feel the same. I tried to look as angelic as I could so Mama would let me come home.

I don't know what's going on but it kind of felt like when I
was on vacation And I ate that doobie

I couldn't even get up I just sat here staring for at least 10 minutes It was
awesome! Mama thought I was going to be retarded forever but I turned out
okay. After we left the dog Dr.,  Mama thought I was a lamp because she put a
lampshade on my head I don't know why but it was it was weird

Maybe I am retarded because I just ate a plastic bag in the park mama was
chasing me everywhere but she couldn't catch me so I swallowed it as quick as
I could. Anyway it's naptime!   See you soon Jasmine!

Love, Sunny

Dear Sunny,

Hey Sunny n Chance... What is this white stuff?? It is cold... Wet... I keep sliding all over the place.. My human wants me to go potty in it.. But I have been just hanging out and then when she lets  me in I just try to go n the house... She caught me and put me back outside...  She is pretty smart but don't tell her that...

Dear Jazi

Dear Jazi,

      I'm sorry to hear you were broken.  Im glad your fixed now!  My human says I'm wild as a hootin'nanny and that if I don't calm it down they're goin ta take me to the vet and then I'll "be sorry" especially after they take my voice box out.   Don't know what that means but if its anything like lickin that pork chop pan, then yay!!  I think I'll bite them some more and eat a few more paper plates just for fun anyway.

Woo hoo!

I hope we can get together soon to play or maybe fight each other to the death, maybe bite a kid!  Heck, let's run through a mud puddle then blast our humans with our catapulting and jumping skills, they'll never see me as I ricochet off their backs.  It's hi-larious.

Gotta go to sleep now my eyes are dropping down like a Basset hound. Nighty night!

Love, Sunny